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« Thread Started on Feb 22, 2005, 1:43pm »		[Quote]
Welcome to Barlaston hockey clubs forum board. Feel free to talk about anything you want.

If you can think of any other topics to talk about just let me know and I will create them ASAP!
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« Reply #1 on Feb 24, 2005, 7:10am »		[Quote]
Nice work Rich.
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« Reply #2 on Sept 30, 2005, 9:52am »		[Quote]
Rich

would it be a good idea to put the CPO details on the home page, this would allow parents and children access to who the CPO is and all our aims.
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« Reply #3 on Mar 21, 2007, 9:08am »		[Quote]
Dear All,

Here’s a little something I’d like to share with you super sports stars out there.
This is how it goes.
It has come to my attention that a certain locally influential rag is running a sports personality of the year award. The more I read through the various categories (11 in all) the more convinced I became that there was one candidate who fitted all the criteria within the midst of this fine club. Allow me to demonstrate.
Category 1 “Inspirational Achiever” Someone who has overcome adversity in their life and gone on to achieve sporting success. Nominee: Seb Lewis Reason: this lad has turned out every Saturday having overcome the deadly allures of the booze, weed & self gratification monster that is Friday night.
Category 2 “Service to Sport” Long service to sport in S-o-T area. Nominee: Seb Lewis Reason: All round commitment to the following local sporting giants Hem Heath CC, Normacot United FC, BHC & ST1 Club (life member).
Category 3 “Coaching Award” Some who has given so much time to the kids. Nominee: Seb Lewis Reason: Hours spent at the sports bar of the Duke demonstrating the fine art of the yard of ale contest to all the juniors gathered round. See the look of awe in their eyes!
Category 4 “Sport in the Community” Someone who has strived to bring communities together. Nominee: Seb Lewis Reason: Who better has lead out brawling BHC teams against unsuspecting communities across the land, remember Portmadoc! They were never invited back.
Category 5 “Junior Team Award” A team achieving success. Nominee: The Seb Lewis First IV Reason: How many times has this lad lead a team down the league?
Category 6 “Senior Team Award” See above.
Category 7 “Junior Individual Award” Any able-bodied athletes under 18. Nominee: Seb Lewis Reason: This lad still thinks he is 18 inside especially during the Friday night training session.
Category 8 “Senior Individual Award” Any able-bodied athletes over 18 achieving success. Nominee: Seb Lewis Reason: Too many reasons to list but here are two examples, finest exponent of the lifted ball or greatest yelp at feint jury.
Category 9 “Individual with Learning Disability” Nominee: Seb Lewis Reason: This lad has had a long disability to learning – the lights are on but there’s no one in.
Category 10 “Individual with Physical Disability” Nominee: Seb Lewis Reason: Many names put forward for this but the winner is – Seb Lewis Reason: How can anyone look like that and be normal.
Category 11”Sports Personality of the Year” Nominee: No one springs to mind but if pressed then – Seb Lewis Reason: For all of the above.

Pip pip!

Lord Snooty
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« Reply #4 on Sept 6, 2007, 8:10am »		[Quote]
THE TRUTHSEERER SPEAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! read on:

The Lies Alert Alarm has sounded again at the department of "Fair play & justice".
I refer to the latest pile of bile posted on this shabby electronic spiddery web nutse!

So I see some bright spark has decided to rate (or be-rate ha,ha) the perfomances's of certain
souls during this year's desert campaign.

A good idea to highlight the adventures of those chosen to defend the BHC flag in far flung fields of the empire such as Middlewich!

However, alas, what we read here once more are the ravings of some simple minded, pale, spotty IT gek who is most obviously fed on a diet of mispresentation and a side salad of hearsay!.


Therefore allow the Mistro of truth and honesty to provide an accurate account of the summer Swan's super star performances as witness from my fox hole in the front (goal) line.


Lets start at the top, with field marshall, commander in chef dsc n bar, Fred Marsden ( captain fantastic to the chaps). How long has he commanded the Swans? for more summers than a Glastonbury feastival, but this must be his strongest season to date, leading from the front, bagged 4 goals, what a star! Rating - 11 out of 10.

Next, Private Longsdale, this lad never gave in, took bucket size scoops of earth with each swing of the stick, Rating 9 out of 10.

Then, Corporal Green B, what a whippet, his movement from one side of the field to the other was breathless, bagged 2 goals (laid on by the captain), Rating 9 out of 10.

Next up, Gunner Gun N, Mr Voice, what pace round the flanks with or without the ball, Rating 8 out of 10.

Nextly, Chief Petty officer Lewis R, ramrod straight left back, loves to roam. Must may been a blackout during his 4 goals no one can remember them. Rating 8 o f 10.

Following on, Sargent Milne M, AKA the wind so called for the way he twists through the oppostion. He may have missed a couple of difficult sitters nevertheless Rating 7.5 out of 10.

Not forgetting Major Millions M outstanding repertoire of late match cries offs, what an act Rating 8 out of 10.

A big hand for Lofty Bagshot, this lad grows in stature (or compost) if he gets any taller he'll have snow on his lid, top goal scorer with 5 (all supplied by the captain) Rating 8 out of 10.

Make room for Mid Ship Man Amison, so fast he leaves the ball behind! could do with longer shorts though, Rating 8 out of 10.

And finally, oh dear oh dear, Galley Lad Lewis S, no goals, no spine, no hope, only made the squad due to kindness of the captain, seldom available always prefered to spend time attending his thinking group evenings with similar single minded folk of not the full shilling varitym RATING 0.5 out of 10!

So join me in thanking the Funkster for providing such a summer of muscle hockey and lets have a whip round for him.
I believe he needs cash to fund his next overseas trip to Tesco, USA.

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« Reply #5 on Mar 6, 2008, 11:46am »		[Quote]
I keep reading that the a certain hockey god named M Rushton (Millions to some) has performed shamefully in the name of the great game over the last two weeks. He has been lamthingyed on this very satanical web site and in the much revered local rag thereby casting a very black cloud over the whole of the hockey establishment. All of this I find greatly disturbing! Surely I am not alone in the knowledge that all these are merely cover stories to hide the truth which is that this "All-Round-Good Egg" has slipped below the radar on a most secret and daring and deadly mission overseas!
For those of you who do not know, this young blooded man is really a secret agent of her majesty's government! SHOCK! For the past fortnight he has been aboard risking all for king and country! GASP! I can't say too much (web-walls have ears!) but let me elaborate this way.
Everyone knows about the great adventures of Tintin, well consider the Thompson twin characters aka Millions & Thousands! (his brother) whom are currently employed in the deadly search for Hitler's secret treasure hoard allegedly hidden on the slopes of the Matterhorn, under the third pine tree on the right! Unbelievable I know. Furthermore they are ably assisted in this quest by the fearless little dog Snowy aka Neil Brickley! WELL!
To conclude, when the mighty warriors return to the nest of the Duke don't for pete's sake let on you know about their other life, just a manly pat on the rump in passing or lone in the bogs will be sufficient for them to know that you know what they know, what!

thanks miss money penny

pp stella rimmington (MFI5)
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